Undercover?

Yesterday was beautiful, but a tad blustery.  The type of day that made you upset that you couldn’t whip out your cutest flouncy dress for fear of revealing your goods to the world.  Or I’d like to think that would cross one’s mind…

While at a friend’s rooftop birthday party I noticed that one girl was wearing a very short skater skirt.  She paid no mind to the gale force winds and allowed everyone a free flasher show.  Much to my dismay, I saw that she had tucked her tank top into her black lace thong!!!!  Bless her heart.

Usually I have insider tips on how to prevent this from happening to you.  But this sitch is fairly straightforward.  At a minimum, check the weather report.  But there’s a bigger lesson here that we mustn’t ignore:  DON’T TUCK YOUR SHIRTS INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR.  Especially if you run the risk of someone seeing it.  In public.  Or in private, for that matter.  God forbid she had an accident and had to go to the hospital only for the staff to find her tank tucked into her undies.  Or, worse yet, what if she had secured herself a suitor for the evening?!  ACK!

If you want to keep your shirts taut, then you might want to consider a bodysuit.  You never have to worry about annoying shirt puckering nor do you have to conjure up makeshift ways to keep your tank top in place.  Oh, and you won’t have to worry about any unsightly discoveries.

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